Top 10 Signs You’re Livin’ the MudDrunk Life

Mud on your boots. Burn holes in your hoodie. Beers in the cooler and no plans past sundown. If that sounds like a typical weekend, congrats—you might just be MudDrunk.

This lifestyle ain’t for the clean or careful. It’s for the ones who crank ‘er down, turn it up, and send it ‘til the wheels fall off.

Here are 10 dead giveaways you’re livin’ the MudDrunk life.

1. You’ve hosed off your clothes more times than you’ve washed them.

Laundry? Nah. A good ol’ river rinse or power spray works just fine after a muddy send.

2. You call it “Trail Soda”—and it sure as hell ain’t water.

Whether it’s beer, whiskey, or a mystery mix from a jug, Trail Soda fuels the fun. Just don’t drink it warm.

3. You’ve earned at least one hoodie burn hole as a badge of honor.

Bonfire sparks and late-night chaos? If your hoodie’s still perfect, you’re doing it wrong.

4. You don’t just ride the trails—you build and maintain ‘em.

Chainsaws, axes, and some good ol’ teamwork keep your backwoods crew rolling.

5. You’ve pushed a UTV out of the mud more times than you can count.

And probably cheered while doing it. If someone’s stuck, the camera’s rolling.

6. Your playlist can go from country to trap to hair metal in one ride.

If it bumps, it rides. Period.

7. Your weekends start with “who’s got the cooler” and end with “where’d we leave the cooler?”

It’s not a party unless something’s lost and someone’s still buzzin’.

8. You’ve woken up on a lawn chair, in a side-by-side, or halfway down to the river.

And all of those are perfectly acceptable beds.

9. You’ve said “send it” more than you’ve said “be careful.”

And honestly, caution has no place where the fun begins.

10. You know that MudDrunk ain’t just a brand—it’s a lifestyle.

You live it loud, proud, and muddy. And you wouldn’t have it any other way.

If this list felt a little too accurate… you’re one of us.

Grab some gear, tag your crew, and keep makin’ the damn memories.

Welcome to the MudDrunk life.